A struggling businessman named John approaches Yoda seeking financial advice
John asks Yoda “How is it that I am not rich? I work 80 hours a week, I kiss up to my bosses, I avoid my family, I stay away from romantic relationships, I never go out with friends, and yet still, I am not wealthy. Everybody told me that under capitalism, if I worked hard enough, I too could be ric...
A man started a financial advice company.
The prices were 1000€ per question.
His brother asked: Isn't that a bit too much?
The man answered: Yes it is. Do you have any other questions?
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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says:
"I’ll give you $800 to dro...
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Never ask Sean Connery for financial advice
He told me to shave my money, but all I ended up with was torn bills :( Dick move, Sean.
What do you call a reptile that gives sound financial advice?
Courtesy of my 8-year old daughter. :)
Some good advice for you all.
If you get a loan at a Bank, you will be paying it back for 30 years.
If you rob a bank you will be out in 10 years.
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