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Financial Advice Jokes

Financial Advice

With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.

Some financial advice

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says:

"I’ll give you $800 to dro...

A man started a financial advice company.

The prices were 1000€ per question.

His brother asked: Isn't that a bit too much?

The man answered: Yes it is. Do you have any other questions?

Why should you never take financial advice from a chef?

They like to whisk it all.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Never ask Sean Connery for financial advice

He told me to shave my money, but all I ended up with was torn bills :( Dick move, Sean.

Some good advice for you all.

If you get a loan at a Bank, you will be paying it back for 30 years.

If you rob a bank you will be out in 10 years.

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