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Falcon Heavy Jokes

Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Falcon Heavy rocket.

I guess the real joke is in the comets.

So SpaceX is launching the Falcon Heavy Today...

Too bad it isn't carrying the stock market.

The Falcon Heavy is now the world’s most powerful rocket

The Falcon Heavy can put around 140,000 pounds of cargo into lower Earth orbit, more than twice as much weight as any other operational rocket. This powerful vehicle could open up entirely new types of business for SpaceX: launching heavy national security satellites or even sending large modules or...

Why couldnt Elon Musk lift the box?

Its was too falcon heavy
















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