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Eye Surgeon Jokes

What did the eye surgeon say after his first surgery?

-Well, that was an eye opening experience.

I was worried if my laser eye surgeon was going to be any good.

But I can’t see any problem now.

Meeting with the eye surgeon is such a scam, I paid over $500 just for the consultation!

And I still don't know who I'm seeing.

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Golfing

An Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are golfing. There is a group ahead of them moving really slow. The course manager stops by and asks if everything is alright. They ask why the group ahead of them is so slow. He explains that it is a blind group of firefighters that lost their sight putting out ...

My gf and I stopped seeing each other.

We intend to sue the eye surgeon next week.

There was this world famous painter

In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a painter, she went to see the best eye surgeon in the world.

After several weeks of delicate surgery and therapy, her eyesight was restored. The painter was so grateful that she decided to sh...

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So I went to the doctor.....[OC]

I went to a new doctor for my annual exam. I expected him to cup my balls and ask me to cough. He didn't.

I asked him, "Aren't you supposed to do the balls and the cough thing?"

"No, I don't do that."

"Well, my other doctor did."

"I don't."

"Aw, c'mon. It...

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