There were three men at a buddy's funeral. They were discussing what they wanted people to say when they died. The first man said, "I want people to say he was a very generous man. What about you". The second man said, "I want people to say he was a kind and loving soul". Then, the third man said, "...
What do you call an erection at a funeral?
Mourning wood!
What is even sadder than a funeral?
An eral. It is like a funeral but with no fun.
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