My friend gave me her Epi–Pen as she was dying.

I held her hand and took it.


I don't know why but it seemed very important to her that I have it.

The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen

I was having an allergic reaction.

I watched my friend die today...

Before she died she gave me her epi-pen, I think it’s something she wanted me to remember her by

Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen.

She replied: "Nay"

My Friend asked me about my EpiPen

"Why is there an EpiPen mounted on your wall?" My friend asked while visiting

"This is a memory to my best friend. We were eating dinner at a restaurant when after taking a few bites he suddenly grabbed his throat. He kept gasping for air and when he started turning blue I knew these were his...

My friend handed me a gift right before he passed away.

What the hell am I supposed to do with an EpiPen?

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A waiter asks a lady at his table if she has any allergies.

"Nothing", she replies.

So, he ends out bringing the table the restaurant's famous chocolate-peanut butter cake.

The lady takes one bite, and her throat immediately swells. Thankfully, she has an EpiPen, and is able to reduce the swelling, but her entire party is very upset.

"I'...

"I hate when I walk into a room and forgot why I went in there"

**Patient grabbing my ankle:** EpiPen

I've never really inherited anything...

But my best friend did give me an EpiPen before he died.

Seemed really keen for me to have it for some reason.

When I first realised that the two most fundamental mathematics constants spell pie I nearly died

Couldn't find my epi pen

My friend gave me one last gift before he died.

It was his EpiPen.

My friend died today...

He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever.

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