My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen
I was having an allergic reaction.
My Friend asked me about my EpiPen
"Why is there an EpiPen mounted on your wall?" My friend asked while visiting
"This is a memory to my best friend. We were eating dinner at a restaurant when after taking a few bites he suddenly grabbed his throat. He kept gasping for air and when he started turning blue I knew these were his...
I have an EpiPen
My friend gave it me as he was choking to death, it seems it was really important to him that I'd hold onto it after he died.
My friend handed me a gift right before he passed away.
What the hell am I supposed to do with an EpiPen?
Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen.
She replied: "Nay"
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My son is so ungrateful
I bought him a peanut butter chocolate chip cake for his birthday. He just grabbed his EpiPen and complained to me about it; selfish brat!
I watched my friend die today...
Before she died she gave me her epi-pen, I think it’s something she wanted me to remember her by
I've never really inherited anything...
But my best friend did give me an EpiPen before he died.
Seemed really keen for me to have it for some reason.
When I first realised that the two most fundamental mathematics constants spell pie I nearly died
Couldn't find my epi pen
I’m having an allergic reaction, quick, get my syringe!
It’s in that book over there, the Epi-Tome
My friend died today...
He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever.
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