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Emo Kids Jokes

What do you call a committee of emo kids?

A cutting board

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry

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Got a job working with a bunch of Emo kids. It's depressing, they're always going on about dying, they look terrible with their white skin, and complain about how shit their life is.

Sorry not Emo kids......Chemo kids..

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.



It's cake day : )

Edit: thanks for my first silver kind stranger!
A Gold also! Thank you very much!

How do you get a group of emo kids to change a light bulb?

You don't, just let them sit and cry in the dark

I wish my hair was like an emo kid

So, it would cut itself

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