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Emmanuel Macron Jokes

Why was Emmanuel Macron happy this week?

Because he found out Elizabeth II was now single...

what would you call Emmanuel macron if he was Italian ?

Emmanuel macroni

French president Emmanuel Macron is bringing back national service for their armed forces.

French teenagers aren’t too worried though. How hard can waving a little white flag actually be?

Trump and Macron are discussing leadership and decision making...

Donald Trump asks Emmanuel Macron how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.

Macron says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."

Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"

Macron: "I ask them riddles. Observe."

He calls ...

Forever mortal frenemies

Britain and France. Forever mortal frenemies. The rivalry goes back over 1000 years. One of the biggest sticking point has always been the channel. Is it the British channel or the French? In order to show how one country was superior in the rivalry every 100 years the 2 countries would hold a cross...

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