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The Republicans Jokes

The Democrats have a plan to make the Republicans sound stupid.

Operation "Just Let Them Talk"

Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump?

Because they insist on carrying a baby to full term

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There's actually a mathematical formula to describe all the Republicans lining up to pretend like the January 6th attack didn't happen.

It's called the Fibbing Nazi Sequence.

What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character?

The Count

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I met a genie today who said he would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Republicans get their heads out of their asses!"



"You crafty bastard," said the genie.

I was shocked when the Republicans wouldn’t vote to convict Trump on his second impeachment.

The first time sure, they always insist a baby is carried to full term.

The second one however, shocking as they actually took care of the baby afterwards.

What did the Republicans do when Obama won the election 2 times in a row?

They pulled out their Trump card

The republicans are right: It is a very dangerous precedent

Edit: Misspelled President.

The Republicans keep saying we need more Jesus in our country.

So why they want to build a wall to keep them all out?

Elections

If the Republicans win the midterms, I will leave the United States.

If the Democrats win the midterms, I will leave the United States

This is not about politics, I just want to travel.

Breaking news: Conspiracy against trump confirmed.

In a recent study of ballots it has become apparent that there was in fact a Conspiracy during the election.

Turns out it was way worse than the Republicans first thought though, it is now believed that a massive conspiracy involving some 81 million American adults conspired together against ...

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For the democrats: Abortion: Yes, and guns: No

For the republicans: No abortion, but we like guns. All life is sacred


Unless it enters my fucking property
*loads shotgun*

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