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Egyptian Mummy Jokes

An Egyptian mummy walks into a bar

Barman says, 'Long time, no see'.

The mummy replies, 'I was all tied up.'

How is an Egyptian mummy similar to a fart?

They have a toot in common.

I keep having bad dreams about an ancient Egyptian mummy attacking me while I'm cooking. I call them my...

Rameses kitchen nightmares.

Blondes and a Mummy

Two blondes are looking at an Egyptian mummy.

Blonde 1 : look so many bandages ! Must have been a car accident.

Blonde 2 : yeah ! They have give the license plate number as well , BC 1760

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