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Drum Set Jokes

My upstairs neighbor got his kid a drum set

...and the rest is history.

New drum set

I'm thinking of picking up a new drum set. Any advice?

Don't worry about it. They aren't as heavy as they look.

I bought my son a drum set today

My wife was furious but I was ready to face the re-percussions

A drum set and a snake falls off a cliff.

The drummer and pet shop owner are very sad now.

One day a kid asks his dad to buy a drum set for him

His father replies " Sorry mate, can't do that. You'll play it all the time and the sound will drive me crazy"

The kid say "Don't worry dad, I won't disturb you. I'll only play it once you are asleep"

I like to do the same thing to my girlfriend that I do with my drum set

Pretend that I have one

A drum set falls out of a window...

Ba dum tssh!

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An Octopus in the Highlands

One lovely evening in the Scottish Highlands, a lad walked into a local pub with his octopus in tow. There was a general start in the otherwise subdued and cozy establishment. The lad takes a seat at the bar, props his octopus in the seat next to him, and proclaims for all to hear:

“I hereby ...

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A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet $100 that no one here has a musical instrument that my octopus can't play."

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old lute.

The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing Toss a ...

A horse in a barn was listening to some rock and roll on the radio...

And he was inspired. The guitarist was masterful, and the horse knew, then and there, that he needed to play guitar. More than anything he'd ever needed before.

So he calls up his buddy, who is a guitar teacher, and asks his buddy to help him learn guitar. The horse takes to it quickly and p...

You're about as useful as...

Anne Frank's drum set.

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