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Dragonborn Jokes

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The Dragonborn is pissed I won't teach him the first part of Unrelenting Force.

I don't see what all the fus is about.

How does the Dragonborn telework?

Thu’um call.

Why did the Dragonborn climb the 7000 steps?

He wanted to see what all the Fus was about.

(Credit to a youtube comment i saw)

An Elf, an Orc, and a Dragonborn walk into a bar...

There's no punchline, it's just a fantasy of mine.

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums...
Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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Why was the Dragonborn arrested in the Whiterun bakery?

Dough fucking.

This one's for the D&D players. A human, an elf and a dragonborn walk into a bar.

The gnome and halfling walk underneath perfectly fine.

How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming)

Four fingers and a thu'um.

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