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Dorian Gray Jokes

Where does Dorian Gray get his clothes?

Forever 21

Found my old copy of Picture of Dorian Gray in the attic

It has not aged well.

I know Dorian Gray is a common target for jokes...

...but let's be honest - jokes about him NEVER get old!

I love spoiling the plot of The Picture of Dorian Gray

Never gets old

What color were the skies over the Bahamas thus weekend?

Dorian Gray

Tinder Date: "Oh wow, you’re way better looking than in your profile pic."

Dorian Gray: "Yeah, I get that a lot actually."

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