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Where does Dorian Gray get his clothes?

Forever 21
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Found my old copy of Picture of Dorian Gray in the attic

It has not aged well.
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I know Dorian Gray is a common target for jokes...

...but let's be honest - jokes about him NEVER get old!
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I love spoiling the plot of The Picture of Dorian Gray

Never gets old
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What color were the skies over the Bahamas thus weekend?

Dorian Gray
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Tinder Date: "Oh wow, youโ€™re way better looking than in your profile pic."

Dorian Gray: "Yeah, I get that a lot actually."
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