Unfortunately its been a downward spiral ever since.
Three women are sick of their boss always leaving work early on a Tuesday One Tuesday, they all agree to wait 20 minutes after the boss has left, then sneak out themselves - their boss would never know.
The brunette left and decided to go shopping.
The redhead decided to hit the gym before meeting some friends for drinks.
The blonde decided to go home and surprise her husband, but when she arrive home she heard noises in the bedroom. She slowly walked up, peaked through the door, and ...
My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils...
But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Edit: Thank you, children. It would appear I've peaked as a father. My actual son will be devastated.
I peaked too soon in high school.
I'm still sending her child support.
I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school.
It's called Crossfit
Mt. Everest has lost its record status ...
... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake.
I felt it deserved better
Context: Me and my wife are setting up to rent an airbnb apartment, conversation earlier that went like this.
Me: We need to decide how many towels to give our guests.
Wife: 2 for the shower, 1 big 1 small,
Me: And how many tea towels do we put in the kitchen?
Wife: 1 ...
One 23rd of December, Santa's doorbell rings.
He opens the door and there is a little man there in a blue uniform with a peaked cap. "Evening!" he says, "...or whatever time it is up here. Hopkins, Civil Aviation Authority. It's time for your checkride".
Santa begs his pardon politely and Hopkins digs through the satchel he is carrying a...
Two guys become best friends in high school, bonding over their similar tastes in music.
After a while, one guy notices that whenever his friend is in a relationship, all he listens to is Liz Phair songs. And whenever he’s single, he goes back to his normal genres.
After high school, the two enlist together. During their first tour, the guy notices his friend is once again seemi...
I went on a hike yesterday.
It peaked with some great views, but went downhill from there.
If topography was converted to a line graph.
Then America peaked somewhere around the Rockies.
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