Door To Door Salesman Jokes - 7 Hilarious Door To Door Salesman Jokes

As a door to door salesman, you never want to hear people say that your product "really ."

Unless you're selling vacuum cleaners.

Ba dum tiss.

I am a door to door salesman now.

Parachute For Sale! Once used, never opened!

A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.

Salesman - Hello. Would you like to buy a book titled '500 Excuses to Tell Your Wife After Staying Out Late'?

Woman - Why on earth would I buy a book like that?

Salesman - Because I sold a copy to your husband earlier today.

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A door to door salesman...

A door to door salesman was making his rounds. he stops at one house and knocks on the door. a little boy of about eight opens the door, cigarette in one hand, bottle of beer in the other. "oh," says the salesman, "little boy, is your mummy home?" the boy replies "well what the do *YOU* think?"

My very first job was selling doors.. as a door to door salesman. 'Knock, Knock'

Oh you've already got one..

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A door to door salesman walks up to an old man sitting on his porch

The old man has a mean looking dog sitting by his feet. The salesman stops short of the porch, and says "does your dog bite?"

"Nope" says the old man

Reassured, the salesman steps up onto the porch. The dog lunges at him and latches onto his arm, shaking his head back and forth. ...

Ever since I was a kid I had always wanted to be a door to door salesman...

But then I found it's a hard knock life

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