A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners ....
I have gotten pretty damn good at door to door sales of home security systems
When no one is home, I leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
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A door to door salesman is doing his rounds
He knocks on a door that’s promptly answered by a 14 year old boy wearing stockings and suspenders and a lace bra and panties. The boys drinking a glass of cognac and smoking a fine cigar. The salesman asks “Son, are your parents home?” The boys replies “What the fuck do you think”
As a door to door salesman, you never want to hear people say that your product "really sucks."
Unless you're selling vacuum cleaners.
Ba dum tiss.
A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.
Salesman - Hello. Would you like to buy a book titled '500 Excuses to Tell Your Wife After Staying Out Late'?
Woman - Why on earth would I buy a book like that?
Salesman - Because I sold a copy to your husband earlier today.
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