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Depeche Mode Jokes

I really like the band Depeche Mode.

I just can't get enough.

I once got kicked out of a Depeche Mode after show party for eating Dave Gahan's Brie and Stilton.

Apparently they were his own personal cheeses.

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

Really freaked out for a bit, my computer was giving me personalised Jesus quotes.

Turns out I had it set to depeche mode.

I keep loading paper into my printer but it keeps saying "I just can't get enough"

I think it's stuck in Depeche Mode.

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