An Italian friend was showing me his library of classic Greek writers. As I pulled down one book I said, "Ahh, Euripides." He looked shocked and said, "No way I rippa dees books!"
Two guys are waiting in the unemployment line.
Two guys waiting in the unemployment line worked side by side in the factory for 17 years before it closed down.
First guy up to the window doesn’t speak good English.
The Clerk asks, “What was your occupation?”
Man: “Dieselfitter”
Clerk: (looks in book) “ok that’s $795...
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