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I've joined an online dating agency for arsonists.

They send me new matches every week.

I used to run a dating agency for chickens...

But I struggled to make "hens" meet...

Introducing the nihilist dating agency

... for people who have nothing in common

I went to the first online dating agency I could find and within 1 hour had met my wife!

It was love at first site

We’ve got the girl! You can have her if you give us the money!

Okay but this is the rudest dating agency I’ve ever used.

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