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Daenerys Jokes

What's Daenerys Targaryen's favorite thing during winter?

A snow plow

What do Daenerys Targaryen and the North have in common?

Right now, they're both getting a few inches of Snow.

What does daenerys give to tyrion?

A hand job

So I would like make a joke about Jon and Daenerys...

... But I won't incest on it.

If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon?

Moron.

I feel sorry for Jorah in Game Of Thrones

He clearly loves Daenerys, but she just isn't one to savour the Mormont.

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Tyrion devises a cunning plan to invade Westeros...

... but Daenerys, Grey Worm, Missandei, Varys, Yara and Theon are all hesitant about his risky scheme -- so Tyrion says "What, am I the only one with balls around here?"

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