I, foolishly, named my daughter Daenerys before seeing how Game of Thrones ended. But you live and you learn.

Now to take a big sip of coffee, sit down with my son, Judas, and read about how things worked out for this Jesus fella.

What's Daenerys Targaryen's favorite thing during winter?

A snow plow

What do Daenerys Targaryen and the North have in common?

Right now, they're both getting a few inches of Snow.

What do Niki Lauda and Daenerys Targaryen have in common ?


\- Rode fast, roaring things,

\- Wanted to be King / Queen,

\- Survived the flames,

\- Broke the wheel,

\- Died the same day.\*

RIP both of you.

(\* if you're in the right timezones)

If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon?


So I would like make a joke about Jon and Daenerys...

... But I won't incest on it.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Tyrion devises a cunning plan to invade Westeros...

... but Daenerys, Grey Worm, Missandei, Varys, Yara and Theon are all hesitant about his risky scheme -- so Tyrion says "What, am I the only one with balls around here?"

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