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Cyberpunk 2077 Jokes

Why is Cyberpunk 2077 so unpolished?

Well, who knows. After all, the company is Polish.

Was looking forward to Cyberpunk 2077.

Got Cyberpunk 2020 instead.

When they introduced cyberpunk 2077

I didn't get that 2077 was the release date

I don’t understand how people are complaining about visual bugs in Cyberpunk 2077

It’s just your character’s cyberoptics malfunctioning.

I was playing Cyberpunk 2077 when my mom took a pan and violently bashed my laptop to pieces.

She *really* freaks out seeing so many bugs.

If you get attacked by a clown gang in cyberpunk 2077...

Go for the jugular

Cyberpunk 2077 has created a story about corporate interests crushing people under the weight of commodification and dehumanisation, with high tech stakes about a world full of technology gone awry.

The game has similar themes.

A genie approaches a man and tells him:

"You have one"
"oh" says the man "I wan a happy meal"
"What? I have the power to flip this planet upside down, create a new species, destroy the universe, I'm a god if you didn't know... and you ask for a happy meal?"
"Hmm... I want to know the release date of Cyberpunk 2077"
"Wo...

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