A sperm donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say?
"Veni, vidi, vici."
Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands
Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab
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