Computer Keyboard Jokes - 10 Hilarious Computer Keyboard Jokes

Why is the computer keyboard working so hard?

Because it has two shifts!

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What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?

Shift + T

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How do you make a computer keyboard sad?

You make the key "D" pressed

Where do computer keyboards get a drink?

The Space Bar

Why do cats like to step on computer keyboards?

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Smash your head into a computer keyboard and see what comes up.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.

How is a woman like a computer keyboard?

The B and the V are right next to each other.

An astronaut scheduled for a launch to the space station thought the world was starting to get too chaotic, so he brought a computer keyboard with him on his trip

Now everything is back under control.

^^^^^I'm ^^^^^sorry.

I asked the librarian for the latest book on erectile dysfunction.

She tapped the keys to her computer keyboard and said..

"It's not coming up!"...

I said.."Yeah!...that's the one!!

I used to have a job naming medicines, but I quit after a few days.

I got sick of smacking my head against a computer keyboard.

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