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Cancer Research Jokes

A woman stopped an Irishman in the street the other day. She asked, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’

'All right,' the Irishman replied, 'but we won't get much done.'

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

"Cancer stole our jobs!"

I'm thinking of investing in cancer research...

I hear it's a growth industry.

Cancer research scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves..

A millionaire is on his deathbed...

A millionaire is on his deathbed, about to lose his battle with cancer. In his final moments, he asks that his Priest, his doctor, and his lawyer come to see him. The three enter his room and walk up to his bed.

The dying man looks at the three and says "I have brought you all here for one ...

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