The captain of a navy vessel is on the bridge one day when the bosun enters and asks to use the PA system. The captain agrees and the bosun gets on the PA and barks out “Attention seaman first class Johnson! Your mother is dead!! That is all!”
The Captain is mortified and grabs hold of the bo...
A pirate goes to see the ship's surgeon...
He kicks open the door and waddles in with a steering wheel in his pants.
"You gotta help me, this thing is drivin' me..."
"Drivin' yer nuts. Yeah, I get it. Hear that one all the time. Now, would you be so kind as to remove that darned thing from yer trousers and toss it in co...
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