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Bonaparte Jokes

What do you get when you mix Napolean Dynamite and Napolean Bonaparte?

Napolean Blownapart

A general once asked Napoleon Bonaparte if he was capable of leading a country.

"Of Corsican," he replied.

What would Napoleon Bonaparte's fried chicken restaurant be called?

The French Fries

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Napoleon Bonaparte finds himself and his adjutant in the USSR

the year is 1960, and it's 9th of May - a national holiday of Nazi Germany defeat, with military parade, fireworks, etc.

They both are in a luxury box on the red square - right in front of the parade. USSR military are marching, warmachines and tanks are driving by in columns, fighter jets ar...

Why did Napoleon and his wife sleep with other people?

Because their last name was Bonaparte, not Bonetogether.

Did you know Napoleon and his wife are buried next to each other?

They're only a Bonaparte

Barely anyone knows about Napoleon's younger brother

They were Bonaparte

Napoleon might be remembered for being short, but if there was one part of him the ladies remembered best...

...it was the Bonaparte.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why did Napoleon stop masturbating?

He pulled his bonaparte.

How do the French study the skeleton?

They take your Bonaparte.

"Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!"

- Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"

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