Blood Drive Jokes - 3 Hilarious Blood Drive Jokes

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I was applying to volunteer at a blood drive, but they rejected me when they asked me to demonstrate drawing blood.

I guess they didn't want me to use crayon.

Why do you need a driver's license to get your blood drawn?

Because its called a blood drive.

You know, as a child I was always told to give one hundred precent at everything I do...

Needless to say the blood drive did not go very well.

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