Flash Drive Jokes - 12 Hilarious Flash Drive Jokes

Why did the Flash Drive cross the road?

Because it missed the bus.

The creator of the USB flash drive died today.

He was lowered into his coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.

When the guy who invented the USB flash drive dies,

they are going to put his coffin in the ground, lift it back up and turn it over, then put it back into the ground.

Recently I was at a store walking down the flash drives and hard drives section.

I have to say, it was quite a walk down the memory lane.

What's the piece of hardware that people with epilepsy are scared of?

Flash drive

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I have pictures of girls showing their tits.

I keep them on my flash drive.

What is it called when Barry Allen commandeers a car.

A Flash Drive.

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My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a beautiful girl drive by and whip out her breasts and shake them at us.

Me: "Wow! That was quite a show!"

Friend: "Sure, but I see that all the time at work."

Me: "You do? I thought you were worked in IT."

Friend: "Yeah. That was just a flash drive."

How do clowns store files?

They store them on a flash drive with 32 gigglebytes of space.

LPT: Always read product reviews before buying electronics

Like a lot of people, I’ve been drawn in by Amazon to check out their prime day deals. I was browsing through the electronics earlier, looking for a new flash drive for transferring documents between my home and work computers. The primary one I use currently is only USB 2.0 and I figured it might ...

The robot stabbing

What's the robot equivalent of a poisoned dagger?

A flash drive with a computer virus.

how did the Floppy drive turn into a Hard drive

...By a flash drive

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