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Bitcoins Jokes

My son asked me for $100 in bitcoins.

I said, "$9 in bitcoins, why would you want $67 in bitcoins?"

Why shouldn’t you bother someone who collects bitcoins?

Because they’re mining their own business

What’s the different between Bitcoin and my wife?

My wife doesn’t go down on me.


Get it? Bitcoins dropping and I’m in a horrible marriage.

My stock portfolio has tripled in value this year

From an initial value of 2 bitcoins, it is now worth 6 bitcoins.

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