Q: What's the difference between a horse and a duck?
A: A horse has legs but a duck has feathers.
Q: Why do elephants play hide-and-seek?
A: They don’t have to worry about winning.
Q: How much is a cow worth?
Answer: 100 Pounds.
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War - Canada vs. USA
Newfoundland, Canada, declares war on the U.S.A!!!
President Trump was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, President Trump, " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger's Cove, Newfoundland, Canada, eh? I am callin' to ...
Two Irish guys walk into a pet shop
Seamus heads straight over to the back of the shop, knowing what he's looking for, and Finton follows shortly behind.
"Dats dem up der!" Says Seamus, pointing at high up bird cage. "Oi'll tek two a dem budgies up der," He says to the shopkeeper, "an wouldya put em in a pepper bag?"
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop
Right away they go over to the bird section.
Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. “Yeah, we’ll take four of them birds in that cage up there,” says Gerry. “Put them in a paper bag.”
The clerk does this and the two men pay for the birds ...
Drink for free
A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, How'd you like to drink for free?"
The man, obviously interested, replies, "Of course! What do I gotta do?"
The bar tender says, "See those pieces of meat hangin' from the ceiling over there? If you can reach up and give 'em a good slap without goin' up on...