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Bank Safe Jokes

What did the robber say after blowing open the bank safe?

Wow this blew up, thanks for the gold!

I used to really want to know how to break into bank safes

It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be

A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank?

They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?"

The blonde sighed and replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..."

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