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Bandera Jokes

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bandera, Texas

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bandera,
Texas, staked out, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an ete...

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Unbearable

Bear walks into a bar in Bandera and says “Gimme a beer”. Bartender says “Sorry, but we don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Bandera”. Well the bear doesn’t like that and again says “Gimme a beer”, and again the bartender says “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Bandera”. By now the bear is pr...

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...short story..

Last night I was watching an old Stalone / Banderas / Moore movie - Assassins, where Julianne Moore is telling a nice and old story that is worth following...

Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather turned so c...

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