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Baby Monitor Jokes

My wife said to put a baby monitor in the crib with our son...

but I don't think lizards make very good pets for babies.

Baby monitors are magical

When I turn it off my baby stops crying

My girlfriend said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with baby monitors...

For crying out loud!

My pregnant wife never allowed me to have a pet lizard.

But today she told me to buy a baby monitor.

Our young son has been crying a lot at night, so my wife asked me to go out and get a baby monitor for him…

But he seems even more freaked out now with the big lizard crawling all over him…

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

"That's a sexy little outfit you're wearing," I said. "I bet you want my cock in you."

"Dave," my wife said, "do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"

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