A Jewish woman, Mrs. Babs Goldstein, has a problem with kleptomania.
She is brought before the court for stealing. The magistrate asks her, "So, what did you steal, Mrs. Goldstein?"
"Oh your honor... it was *just* a can of peaches."
"*Just* a can of peaches, you say," says the magistrate, somewhat perturbed. "Hmmm.... How many peaches would you guess we...
An elderly couple are having dinner at a restaurant ....
An elderly couple are having dinner at their favorite 4 star restaurant when a gorgeous blonde walks up says "Hey babY!" , plants a kiss on the mans cheek and walks away .
His wife looks over at him and says "Who was that ?"
The man calmly replies" oh her ? That's my mistress" ...
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