A Jewish woman, Mrs. Babs Goldstein, has a problem with kleptomania.
She is brought before the court for stealing. The magistrate asks her, "So, what did you steal, Mrs. Goldstein?"
"Oh your honor... it was *just* a can of peaches."
"*Just* a can of peaches, you say," says the magistrate, somewhat perturbed. "Hmmm.... How many peaches would you guess we...