During a weekly game at the home for the aged, the bingo caller began choking and then collapsed.
He was rushed to emergency, and went immediately into surgery.
It appeared that 40 years of calling bingo games in smoky halls had finally caught-up with him.
The surgeon successfully removed a mass that was blocking his windpipe.
After waking from the surgery, the caller asked...
I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers...
B9
I found a tumor in the vending machine.
Don't worry though, it was B9.
I found a tumor at Bingo last night.
It's okay. It was B9.
I was playing Battleship with my tumor...
I won though, my last hit was B9.
A star bingo player goes to the doctor
At one of his bingo tournaments, someone pointed out a dark spot on his neck. The bingo player was worried about this new mole growing on his body, thinking that it could be cancerous.
Bingo player: What do you think of the mole? Should i be worried?
Doctor: B9
A bingo caller has a ball fly up at his face...
It goes right up his noise and gets stuck. He goes to the emergency room, the doctor says, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that you have a tumour". The bingo caller looks shocked and asks, "what's the good news?" The doctor responds, " the tumour is B9".
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