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annettesaid

What do you call a girl who catches fish?

Anette.

^^^^Just^thought^of^this^i'm^sorry^it's^bad..



Edit: Wow, front page of /r/jokes I finally did it!

Edit 2: Thanks everyone, this is my highest up-voted post ever!

Steve likes Flowers

Every week, he goes to a different florist in his city, and buys a different kind of flower, trying to find what looks and smells best. On this occasion, however, he struggles to find one that fits his vibe for the week. Seeing his struggle, the young florist walks up.

"Hi!" She says with a ...

What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?

Anette

I told my misses that I was going away for the day to try some fishing

“Are you going alone?”she asked

“Of course not” I replied, “ I’m taking Rod and Anette”

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