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Animal Rights Activist Jokes

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I‘m not an animal rights activist or something...

But i think it‘s kinda fucked up that they make sweaters out of turtles necks.

I got fired from my job as an animal rights activist

All I said was that sometimes it feels like you’re beating a dead horse when you try to get people to donate

Trying to impress this cute animal rights activist girl I just met, so I told her I work with animals

I'm a butcher.

A was approached by an animal rights activist at the zoo. "What separates you from the animals held captive here?" They shouted.

"A fence." I replied.

Irish animal rights activists have broken into a turkey farm.

They say they are going to release thousands of turkeys into the wild...

as soon as they’ve defrosted

A group of animal rights activists attempted to poison a barbecue

However, the poison didn't work. Should have tested it on animals.

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