American Beauty Jokes - 2 Hilarious American Beauty Jokes

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National American beauty pageants should only have 49 participating states

Because no self-respecting woman should wear a sign saying Idaho

What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common?

The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious Basterds.

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