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Ama Jokes

Hi Reddit! My name is Joseph, and I am the son of Stephen King. AMA!

I would post proof, but it's obvious that I'm Joe King.

IamA Bing search engine AMA

Please. Just ask me something.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

I am suicide bomber AMA

Wow this blew up fast.

So now, I'm, Just Fred



A Wyoming Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give t...

I want to write about what's happening on reddit...

...but I can't spell "drama" without "AMA."

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I'm with the CIA, AMA!

But please comb your hair first, you look like shit.

A cop pulls over a guy on a motorcycle...

and asks him for his name.

"My name is Ed." he said.

"Just Ed? no last name?"

"Just Ed."

"care to explain?" asked the cop.

"Well, it started a long time ago. I was Ed Johnson. As a kid, I always wanted to be a doctor. So I studied hard and finally graduated medic...

AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle

Oops, wrong sub.

I have successfully muted every single person on Reddit. AMA!

edit: really? No one? :(

About to mix gasoline with a lit match, AMA

EDIT: Wow this blew up!

I'm in the O.R. waiting room waiting on my daughter's brain surgery please tell me a joke

My daughter is having her pituitary gland removed. She has Gigantism like Andre The Giant.


Update!
She has been out of surgery for less then 10 hours and is doing great. (for someone that brain surgery for breakfast) Most of the pituitary gland was removed. The doctors are great and t...

If Matt Groening wanted to announce he wanted to do an Ask Me Anything...

Would he say Future-AMA?

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song way back in 1969 and then went on to play with Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

I'm Google

AMA

In his AMA, David Tennant of Dr. Who revealed who his nemesis was.

Goliath Lanndlord.

I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA!

Sorry, wrong bus!

[AMA Request] Floyd Mayweather

Oh wait never mind he can't read.

I'm the woman who caused the Tour de France crash! AMA!



Oops, gotta run!

Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms?

She was adding incest to injury.

I am a man with Alzheimer's, AMA!

EDIT: Why is everyone asking me questions?

From the AnnCoulter AMA...

Dogs are better than people and I can prove it: Put your ex and your dog in the trunk of your car and drive around like crazy for an hour. Open the trunk. Who's happy to see you?

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Why did Pinocchio tell lies?

Because he was a fucking liar!

-from Louis CK's AMA-

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

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Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES?

Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA.

I'm a member of the American Medical Association...

...AMA.

I'm a dyslexic Mixed Martial Arts fighter

AMA.

AMA Request: Kim Davis.

I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:

If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence.

He said, Na-ama-ste.

When Cannibals Attack

When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?

You're not supposed to eat the rappers.

(I literally dreamt this joke)

I just spotted a massive crowd of ugly clowns. AMA

EDIT: It was a hall of mirrors.

I design castles. AMA!

For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart.

What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition?

Na-ama-ste

What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

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A Russian dreams in English

from Mila Kunis AMA

Question: Do you ever think in russian? What about dreams?

Mila Kunis:
> I dream in english. That actually happened, later in life, but now I dream in english. When I learned to speak english fluently, my dreams changed to english.

>*Strange, right?*...

IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA!

Whoops, wrong usb.

Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA!

[this user has been jailed]

what do you think of the number 4?

you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10?

stolen from:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8

AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix.

Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password.

I'm a chronic procrastinator AMA

I'll answer these later

I am a non-unionized brain surgeon...

AMA

Every time I click on AMAs

That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!

I am from New Zealand AMA

An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women. Walking into the local saloon he asked, "What do you fellas do around here for entertainment?"

"Ya mean women?" asked the local fella. "We ain't got none. 'Round here folks use ...

[AMA Request] TheLegend27

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