Ama Jokes

I would post proof, but it's obvious that I'm Joe King.

Please. Just ask me something.

OP delivers.

Wow this blew up fast.

A Wyoming Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
"Fred," he replies.
"Fred what?" the officer asks.
"Just Fred," the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give t... read more

...but I can't spell "drama" without "AMA."

and asks him for his name.

"My name is Ed." he said.

"Just Ed? no last name?"

"Just Ed."

"care to explain?" asked the cop.

"Well, it started a long time ago. I was Ed Johnson. As a kid, I always wanted to be a doctor. So I studied hard and finally graduated medic... read more

Oops, wrong sub.

edit: really? No one? :(

EDIT: Wow this blew up!

My daughter is having her pituitary gland removed. She has Gigantism like Andre The Giant.


Update!
She has been out of surgery for less then 10 hours and is doing great. (for someone that brain surgery for breakfast) Most of the pituitary gland was removed. The doctors are great and t... read more

Would he say Future-AMA?

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

AMA

Goliath Lanndlord.

Sorry, wrong bus!

Oh wait never mind he can't read.

Oops, gotta run!

She was adding incest to injury.

EDIT: Why is everyone asking me questions?

Dogs are better than people and I can prove it: Put your ex and your dog in the trunk of your car and drive around like crazy for an hour. Open the trunk. Who's happy to see you?

General Pao's chicken.

...AMA.

AMA.

I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:

If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

He said, Na-ama-ste.

When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?

You're not supposed to eat the rappers.

(I literally dreamt this joke)

EDIT: It was a hall of mirrors.

For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart.

Na-ama-ste

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

Whoops, wrong usb.

[this user has been jailed]

you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10?

stolen from:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/31g6qc/i_am_a_don_hertzfeldt_filmmaker_ama/cq1dzn8

Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password.

I'll answer these later

AMA

That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!

An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women. Walking into the local saloon he asked, "What do you fellas do around here for entertainment?"

"Ya mean women?" asked the local fella. "We ain't got none. 'Round here folks use ... read more

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