Hi Reddit! My name is Joseph, and I am the son of Stephen King. AMA!

I would post proof, but it's obvious that I'm Joe King.

IamA Bing search engine AMA

Please. Just ask me something.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

I am suicide bomber AMA

Wow this blew up fast.

I want to write about what's happening on reddit...

...but I can't spell "drama" without "AMA."

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I'm with the CIA, AMA!

But please comb your hair first, you look like shit.

A cop pulls over a guy on a motorcycle...

and asks him for his name.

"My name is Ed." he said.

"Just Ed? no last name?"

"Just Ed."

"care to explain?" asked the cop.

"Well, it started a long time ago. I was Ed Johnson. As a kid, I always wanted to be a doctor. So I studied hard and finally graduated medic...

A Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for speeding, and asks the biker his name.

'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

The man tells him that he used to h...

AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle

Oops, wrong sub.

I have successfully muted every single person on Reddit. AMA!

edit: really? No one? :(

About to mix gasoline with a lit match, AMA

EDIT: Wow this blew up!

I'm in the O.R. waiting room waiting on my daughter's brain surgery please tell me a joke

My daughter is having her pituitary gland removed. She has Gigantism like Andre The Giant.

She has been out of surgery for less then 10 hours and is doing great. (for someone that brain surgery for breakfast) Most of the pituitary gland was removed. The doctors are great and t...

If Matt Groening wanted to announce he wanted to do an Ask Me Anything...

Would he say Future-AMA?

I played bass on the original Scooby Doo theme song way back in 1969 and then went on to play with Metallica. AMA!

Fine, I didn’t actually play the bass on the Scooby Doo theme song, or in any band for that matter, but I’d have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you metaling kids!

I'm Google


In his AMA, David Tennant of Dr. Who revealed who his nemesis was.

Goliath Lanndlord.

I'm acutely dyslexic and often forget my route home. AMA!

Sorry, wrong bus!

[AMA Request] Floyd Mayweather

Oh wait never mind he can't read.

I'm the woman who caused the Tour de France crash! AMA!

Oops, gotta run!

Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms?

She was adding incest to injury.

I am a man with Alzheimer's, AMA!

EDIT: Why is everyone asking me questions?

From the AnnCoulter AMA...

Dogs are better than people and I can prove it: Put your ex and your dog in the trunk of your car and drive around like crazy for an hour. Open the trunk. Who's happy to see you?

A man and a woman get married...

On their first night in the new house, the man says to the woman:
"Darling, there will be no secrets between us, except this one. Don't you ever open the drawer of my nightstand. We will be fine with this little rule."
And, sure enough, they lead a very harmonic life, have wonderful kids, ...

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Why did Pinocchio tell lies?

Because he was a fucking liar!

-from Louis CK's AMA-

Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

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Just out of curiosity, does anyone here use RES?

Because I'm really wishing that they'd changed the 'Hide Child Comments' button for the Chris Hansen AMA.

I'm a member of the American Medical Association...


AMA Request: Kim Davis.

I would like to hear her answer this question, for she seems uniquely qualified to do so:

If a man and woman from Kentucky get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?

I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence.

He said, Na-ama-ste.

I just spotted a massive crowd of ugly clowns. AMA

EDIT: It was a hall of mirrors.

When Cannibals Attack

When cannibals attacked the AMAs, why were Eminem, Kendrick Lamar and Drake spared?

You're not supposed to eat the rappers.

(I literally dreamt this joke)

I design castles. AMA!

For this AMA, I'd like to focus on rampart.

What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition?


What does apathy sound like?

I'm Ellen Pao, AMA

IAmA dyslexic government computer programmer, AMA!

Whoops, wrong usb.

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A Russian dreams in English

from Mila Kunis AMA

Question: Do you ever think in russian? What about dreams?

Mila Kunis:
> I dream in english. That actually happened, later in life, but now I dream in english. When I learned to speak english fluently, my dreams changed to english.

>*Strange, right?*...

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The AMA weighs in on Trump's Corona Strategy.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was l...

Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA!

[this user has been jailed]

what do you think of the number 4?

you mean like on a scale of 1 to 10?

stolen from:

I am an ex-demolitionist fired for accidentally destroying five million dollars worth of property. AMA!

Edit: Wow, I wasn't expecting this to blow up!

Every time I click on AMAs

That's all the time we have, thanks everyone!

I'm a chronic procrastinator AMA

I'll answer these later

I am a non-unionized brain surgeon...


James Gunn should do an AMA

so we could talk about Rampart

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