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There once was a girl from Madras...

Who had a magnificent ass. Not nice round and pink,as you probably think. But had long ears, a tail, and ate grass!

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There once was a guy from madras

Who had balls made of brass

in inclement weather, they’d jangle together,

And lightning would shoot out his ass...

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