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82nd Jokes

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division...

a guy eagerly asked his recruiter what he could expect from jump school. "Well," the recruiter replied, "it's three weeks long." "What else?" he inquired. "The first week they separate the men from the boys," the recruiter said. "The second week they separate the men from the fools." "And the third ...

Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake...

...so he decided to be made one with everything.

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Old couple getting frisky

Husband says to wife 'Martha, tomorrow will be our 60th wedding anniversary and my 82nd birthday. We haven't had sex since last year! I need some loving, sugar.'

Martha responds, with a sigh 'Well okay, but no thumb up the butt this time.'

Don frustratingly replies 'Dammit! it's my thu...

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A Woman is driving to work ...

A Woman is driving to work after finally getting her drivers license, suddenly her phone rings and it's her husband.

husband: "are you taking 82nd to work."

Wife: "yes."

husband: "be careful the radio says some manic is driving head-on in the wrong lane."

Wife: "one mani...

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