Today is the Dali Lamas 82nd birthday but he couldn't decide if he wanted a vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry birthday cake...

...so he decided to be made one with everything.

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Old couple getting frisky

Husband says to wife 'Martha, tomorrow will be our 60th wedding anniversary and my 82nd birthday. We haven't had sex since last year! I need some loving, sugar.'

Martha responds, with a sigh 'Well okay, but no thumb up the butt this time.'

Don frustratingly replies 'Dammit! it's my thu...

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A Woman is driving to work ...

A Woman is driving to work after finally getting her drivers license, suddenly her phone rings and it's her husband.

husband: "are you taking 82nd to work."

Wife: "yes."

husband: "be careful the radio says some manic is driving head-on in the wrong lane."

Wife: "one mani...

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