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55th Birthday Jokes

As i handed my dad his 55th birthday card he started screaming...

Son, why did you buy me 55 birthday cards?!

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That Ol' Gloria (NSFW)

Gloria was not a pretty woman. She had never been in love and only rarely had laid with a man. Alone by the time of her 55th birthday, her only accomplishments in life were a storied golf career and her many rescued cats. Sadly, in her misery and depression, Gloria took her own life. Written in her ...

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