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404 Jokes

2020 Divided by 5 is 404, So the Whole Year is an Error.

And now we have a virus.

So the hotel staff gave me room 404…

… but I just couldn’t find it, so they gave me room 301 instead.

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I just took an online IQ test...

"404" sounds pretty fucking high!

404 jokes...

I just can't find the humor in them.

A computer science teacher asks the class to turn to page 404.

The students search feverishly, to no avail

Why is Atlanta hard to find on a map?

Because it’s area code is 404

99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code...

Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code.

High Quality Poem

Error 404

Your Haiku could not be found

Try again later

The errors 404 and 403 went to vote, 404 voted for Trump.

403 forbidden.

Took an IQ test today.

Got 404, guess I'm a genius

I couldn't find my hotel room

I recently went to Wisconsinand checked into a hotel. I took the key at the reception and got onto the elevator to the 4th floor. Walked up and down the corridor but my room was nowhere to be found.
Then giving up all hope, I called the reception from corridor and told them the situation.
...

A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday....

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter.

The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on...

Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar.

[ERROR 404: NOT FOUND]

Google just test fired the first fully automated rifle ever made, but it jammed on the first shot!

While going through the diagnostics R&D figured out the problem: ERR 404, GUN FAILED TO LOAD.

I had trouble finding my new classroom

Room 404, classroom not found

Sadly, I've lost 20% of my sight

404 vision not found.

The IT department only had 403 COVID19 cases

Case 404 was never found.

My wife is so angry

We have been searching for our missing dog since the morning and she has been asking me the status. I just kept replying **404**

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Once upon a midnight dreary

Once upon a midnight dreary,

While I pron surfed,

Weak and weary,

Over many strange and spurious of ‘hot xxx galore’

While I clicked my fav’rite site,

Suddenly there came a warning,

And my heart was filled with a mourning,

Mourning for my dear amo...

Splitting 5 ways

2020 is all about splitting-in-5, TSLA, AAPL … if you split 2020 in 5 as well it is 404, which make sense as the entire year has been an error message..

What did one broken computer say to the other?

Error 404: response not found.

My Social Life

404

So, I was in philosophy class

We were talking about AI in relation to the mind-body problem, and the professor said to flip to page 404. I couldn’t find it.

Net neutrality is overrated. I can still access all the sites.

Besides, most of them are the same anyway, always showing only 404 and the like.

I just got an AMBER alert that won't open...

It says: error 404 child not found

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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My friend said he found a website that represents my sex life.

I tried to look for it and an error came up saying, "404-Not found".

Strange, I must have a bad connection.

Single Black Female seeks male companionship.

Single Black Female


This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVE...

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