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3d Print Jokes

My friend was bragging his new 3D printer can print a gun.

I wasn’t impressed, I’ve had a Canon printer for years!

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3D printing is a lot like having sex.

First you have to clean your nozzle. Then you have to warm things up. And finally you have to keep just the right heat and speed. And if you mess up all you get is a disappointing mess.

I 3D printed a tree branch today

It's PLA stick

3D printers are now printing guns...

That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

Why couldn't the man 3D printing his face control his excitement?

He was getting a head of himself

I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk..

He said "Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"

I have at last fulfilled my dream of becoming arms dealer...

... by selling 3D printed prosthetic limbs for the needy.

How do you make a 4D printer?

Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.

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I accidentally sent my essay to a 3D printer

It came out as a pile of shit.

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