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3d Printer Jokes

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"Dad, look! I'm a 3D printer!"

"Chris, close the god damn door if you're taking a shit"

My friend was bragging his new 3D printer can print a gun.

I wasn’t impressed, I’ve had a Canon printer for years!

What's the difference between a stepping stool and a miniature 3D printer?

The former is a little ladder and the latter is a little former.

I bought a 3D printer, but I didn't like it.

So I 3D printed a dumpster to throw it in

3D printers are now printing guns...

That’s nothing though. I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

How do you make a 4D printer?

Just take a 3D printer and give it some time.

Dad look! I'm a 3D printer!

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I've got a 3D printer

But it only prints pieces of paper.

3-D printers

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm pretty excited," the guy tells the bartender. "I just got one of those 3D printers. They say I can even make a gun on it." "Ha, I'm not impressed," the bartender scoffs. "I've had a canon printer for years."

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I accidentally sent my essay to a 3D printer

It came out as a pile of shit.

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What was the first 3D printer?

Your butthole!

*** This joke is awesome because it was created by a third grader where I teach.

My 9 year old....

...is yelling at me, "Hey dad, look at me! Im a 3D printer!"
I respond "Close the bathroom door, son!"

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