A cop is sitting by the highway in his patrol car.
Suddenly, a Mercedes goes screaming past at twenty over the speed limit. The officer turns on the sirens and races after the speeder.
When its driver sees the police cruiser, the Mercedes pulls over without incident. The officer goes up to its window, expecting to find a rich kid out for a j...
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Everyone on Cell Block "D" burst into raucous laughter when one of the inmates shouted, "Joke 872!"
Then, another inmate shouted, "Joke 74!" and everyone laughed heartily.
A new inmate turned to his cellmate and asked, "What's that all about?"
"Oh," said the cellmate, "those are references to our master joke book. Instead of telling the whole joke, you just shout out the joke's numb...
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