Around 1900, in a school in Austria

The 11-12 year olds were quizzed on European capitals. Teacher asks boy:

What is the capital of Germany? "Berlin!"

What is the capital of France? "Berlin!"

What is the capital of Great Britain? "Berlin!"

Teacher: No son, you failed and were wrong on 2 out of the 3, what ...

I saw Queen play in Eastern Europe around the early 1900s

I believe it was under Prussia

What do 1900s muders and teenager's dirty clothes have in common?

They go to the chair

1900: Let's filter coffee.

1950: We need to filter cigarettes.

1970: We should really filter water.

2015: I want to filter my face.

What's the difference between a woman in the 1900's and the road?

One has rights

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A man goes for a prostate exam.

The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of $100 bills stuffed up his ass. He pulls out the money and counts it.

“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found $1900 shoved up your ass!”

The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”

In the early 1900s, there were a number of deaths caused by people putting themselves in and trying to escape risky situations such as being handcuffed underwater etc. People blamed Harry Houdini, but I don't think he was really responsible...

...he was just the escape G.O.A.T.

The year is 1900 and it is sunny summer day in Germany

One person, named Hans has a day off. He decides to go to seer to find about something about his future.

He went to the seer. It was old lady that could see peoples' future in her magical globe. She closes herself with Hans in one dark room and starts the ritual.

All of a sudden she g...

If I recall correctly, in the mid 1900s, Albert Einstein proposed a new theory on space,

and it was about time, too.

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Back in the early 1900s Japanese cops always had a mustache

One day a Japanese man walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter for a free bowl of ramen because he is a cop. The waiter replied " you dont have a mustache so how do i know id you are a real cop...". The man quickly pulls down his pants and undys, points to his bush and says "im undercover"

During 1900 when looking for a vote, Churchill asked a person for his support, to which the man responded:

"Vote for you? I’d rather vote for the devil."

Churchill replied: "I quite understand, but since that man is not running this time, could I count on your support?"

An Australian Farmer "orders" a wife in 1900

When he picks her up they Drive home as a fresh married couple on a carriage. The Horse is very old and stumbles over a limb. The Farmer gets out of the carriage looks the Horse in the Eye and says:
"This is the first time."
They continue to Drive to the farm when the Horse stumbles again. The...

In the 1900s an English town had fallen on really hard times

For decades its primary industry had been its textile mills, but now the mills were all closed and unemployment was at an all-time high.

Desperate, the town's mayor looked frantically around for other industries to bring to his town. He found that there was a man in Germany who waslooking fo...

The world's oldest recorded joke in history.

I'm a long-time fan of this sub-reddit and frequent up-voter, but I seldomly have anything funny to post, so here is the oldest joke in recorded history, dating back to 1900 BC (almost 4 thousand years ago from ancient Sumeria):

Q: What is something that has never before occurred since time i...

Hellmann's

Most people don't know that back in the early 1900's, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was actually manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 15,000 jars of the condiment destined for Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call after its stop in New York. At the time this was to...

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Horse and Buggy Joke

Little Johnny got dropped off at school late one day in the early 1900's. The teacher asked why he was late and Johnny explained:

"There was a horse and buggy accident, the buggy got jammed in the horse's ass!"

"Rectum!" Exclaimed the teacher.

"Sure did." replied Johnny.

Comic-Con Mysteries Panel

A friend of mine went to Comic-Con in San Diego a few years back, and attended a panel on mystery books and movies. Authors and actors there, a large panel, nearly 20 people. Most of the cast of the Sherlock Holmes movies and a few Agatha Christie adaptation were there. One of the audience members a...

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