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If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work at?

IHOP!

A new guy starts work at a bakery.

He's handed his rota and his eyes lighten up: "Great, it's dinner-roll day!". The supervisor is puzzled to see such enthusiasm for so mundane a task as baking dinner rolls, but sure enough, the new guy goes to it with zest and panache and is soon turning out dinner rolls the like of which the superv...

A white guy, a black guy, and a Chinese guy go to work at a coal mine.

When they arrive the manager assigns each of them a task. The white guy, Frank, is in charge of digging. The black guy, Jamaal, is in charge of transportation. The Chinese guy, Wong, is in charge of supplies.

They get to work and everything is going smoothly. Frank is digging up the coal at...

A librarian is at work at a pubic library and sees a chicken walk in.

The chicken walks up to the counter and says "book, book, book, book."

This continues until the librarian passes a book to the chicken who takes it and pushes it out the door.

A few minutes later the chicken comes right back on, pushes the book up to the counter and says "book, book, b...

I used to work at a bank,

an old lady came in and asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over

I used to work at the circus

I was a human cannonball until they fired me.

My wife and I are both unemployed. My mum died in a car crash. We have three children and we're all staying in my grandma's place, and my grandma died this week. My dad has to work at 73. I'll do any job to take care of my family. Please share.

Sincerely,

William, Prince of Wales

Not just anyone can work at the Mountain Dew factory

You gotta have a can dew attitude.

I used to work at an unemployment office...

which sucked, because when they fired me, I still had to show up the next day.

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I will never work at a sewer

I hate dealing with peoples' shit

I totally understand why people work at fragrance factories...

Makes scents...

Why don't women work at the post office?

It's a mail dominated industry.

A man comes to work at a cemetery. Two weeks pass, he comes to tbe boss and hands in his resignation.

\- What's the problem, Pete? - asks the boss. - Are the benefits bad, the salary? Are you afraid, maybe?

\- No, it's not that, Chief, - the man explains. - It's just... I can't take it anymore. I'm walking around the cemetery, and I see a writing on a tombstone: *Here sleeps*. Then, a few ste...

I work at a sperm bank

I make sure to tell everyone’s thanks for coming today!

I used to work at a chemical factory, but I had to quit

It was a toxic environment

I work at a store that was burglarized.

An investigating officer asked me where I was between 5 and 6.


He didn't seem pleased when I answered:

"Kindergarten."

I used to work at the circus

I was the guy that circumcised the elephants.

The pay wasn't great, but the tips were huge.

My boss said I could finish work at half four today.

As I left the office he yanked me by the collar.

"What are you doing?" he frowned.

I said, "Stick to your word, it's two o'clock."

How many mods work at Reddit?

About half of them.

The orphanage I work at burned down

At least I don't have to call anyone's family.

I used to work at a hydroelectric plant.

It was the best dam job I ever had.

I work at a bakery. Why?

I knead the dough.

I work at a gaslight factory, i asked when lunch was.

They told me, "you already ate lunch"

I used to work at a deli…

But I quit slicing cold turkey.

I work at a sperm bank

Lots of men come everyday

I used to work at a fire hydrant factory.

Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible.

I used to work at a coal mine

But I left because the bars didn't allow miners

The people that work at my bank are so nice!

Every time they call, they say my loans are outstanding!

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