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Who would win in a fight between the Joker an John Wick?

The Joker because he would make John Wicks pencil disappear

My Dad tried twisting the wicks of a handful of firecrackers together and accidentally pulled them out. I told him to stop and not try to fix them, it wasn't safe.

He refused two.

Keanu Reeves is coming out with a candle line...

He's calling them John wicks.

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