Which Came First Jokes - 14 Hilarious Which Came First Jokes

I asked my wife, “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?”

Without hesitation, she sighed and said, “The Rooster did. The rooster always comes first.”

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Which came first? Having to do yard work or my drinking problem?

Trick question. It was my depression.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I have to say it was probably the rooster!

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Which came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The egg is frowning and looking annoyed, and the chicken is smoking a cigarette with a big smile on its face. The egg says, “Well, I guess we answered that question.”

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum!

Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers..

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So I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken when I bumped into a cute girl dressed as an egg, that night i found out the answer to the age old question

Which came first

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Which came first the chicken or the egg?

I don’t know much about chickens but I know they’re female so they definitely didn’t come first.

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Interview

p.s: sorry about my english im not an native english speaker, this is the translation from my country joke (indonesia)

A woman came to a job interview. Then the interviewer says: "You have 2 choices, do you prefer me to ask you 10 easy questions, or 1 difficult question?"

After thinki...

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This is more of a funny statement to make you really think...

Which came first? The dictionary, or the word "dictionary"?

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I was hangin' with a couple of buddies

We got really toasted & for some reason we got on the subject of porn. Weird porn. Incest porn, furry porn. Just some kinks. One of my buds pulls up a weird incest/furry porn that was really unwatchable for me. We scrolled through some thumbnails and I said "stop, go back, that one." He clicked ...

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So my grandad was stumbling through the house after the power went out, looking for a snack of leftover chicken in the fridge, tripped over a trash can and yelled "Aaaargh!" as he fell.

Which came first, the shitcan or the aaargh?

Chicken or egg?

One morning at breakfast I tried to engage my two daughters in a little metaphysical thinking.
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I asked.
My six year old said, "There had to be a chicken to lay an egg?"
I pushed her: "But didn't there have to be an egg for the first chicken to hat...

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How to ruin your kids day

A dad says to his two teenage kids at breakfast, "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

The son responds, "I don't know, I've heard arguments for both and can't decide." The daughter says, "I think it was the egg Dad, because you can't get a chicken without an egg!"

The dad hesit...

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a good list from the NY Post

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/april_fools_d6Dj4yDHyq9B5MPoFDr3IL/0

if someone can explain the eggs for breakfast one, that'd be great. Is it a take on "which came first?"

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