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When pigs fly, where do they take off and land?

The airpork.

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A lot of people talk about when pigs fly

but swine flu.

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This person told me "When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"

Alas, swine flu.

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They always say "when pigs fly"...

but cops have had helicopters for years!

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Why does everyone use the expression “When Pigs Fly?”

I don’t get it... Hercules rode on his Pigasus YEARS ago!

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This girl told me she'd date me when pigs fly.

Right now this challenge is on hold the local farmer isn't letting me buy a fourth pig after the other three accidents.

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Using the phrase "when pigs fly" to suggest an impossibility is surely out of date.

The police have had helicopters for years now.

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We have all heard the say, When pigs fly, but how do you make them fly?

You put them on a airplane !

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When will people stop eating ground pork?

When pigs fly.

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A patient tells his doctor he thinks he contracted Swine Flu and Avian Flu at the same time.

The doctor tells him "I'll believe that when pigs fly."

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